The group ride to Moyale was amazing! The taste of Shiro still in our mouths, Nyawira and I camp by Ewaso Nyiro river at Archers Post. From here, I want to explore Samburu and Laikipia with friends. Equally excited and nervous to take my new bike off-road, because this means sand!
From here, we will take it off-tarmac. Grace and her friend join us at Archers Post. They are so excited for the hike up Mt. Ololokwe and the dusty roads for the next few days. But first we enjoy the beautiful scenery by the Ewaso Nyiro river and the pool!
Then Nyawira heads out for futher escapades in the Mt. Kenya region. Clearly she’s the extrovert in the squad, making new friends everywhere!
After lunch, the remaining trio heads over to Sabache Camp and we arrange ourselves for the hike. We plan to camp on top of the mountain.
Our local guides were not bothered by this snake. We later seek an identification on an expert facebook forum: Cape Wolf Snake (Lycophidion capense), harmless, non-venomous.
Incredible nature and views as we slowly make our way up the 800m mountain. We arrive with the last sunlight and pitch the tents at the cliff. What a luxurious meal, prepared in the campfire!
The views at sunrise are breathtaking. This is my third time on this mountain, and definitely one of my favourite spots in the entire country. Watching the birds enjoy their flight in early morning sun is just so peaceful!
Day 5 – Offroad to Koija Star Beds
Riding with Grace there’s one thing you don’t have to worry about: Route Planning. She knows every road in this area. How amazing when someone makes their hobby and passion their career!
We start by taking the main road to Wamba. Luckily it was recently graded and we don’t get many corrrrrugations. We get a long sandy lugga, and boy it’s tricky with the heavy bike! I can’t say I’m very skilled, correctly geared or courageous on the throttle. And slow rarely works well on sand but even less so at 320kgs 😮
Samburu is green atm and the scenery amazing.
After the Wamba junction we take beautiful smaller side roads, crossing many sand rivers. Some rivers have concrete bridges, as well.
I’m indebted to my co-riders for sharing tips for riding on sand, and lending their muscle power every time the tricks don’t work!
All in all we do about 120km until we get to Oldonyiro, a small shopping center where we meet our fourth rider Topo, yet another nature lover and motorcycle tour guide, and top up on food supplies.
Today’s destination is Koija Starbeds, a community run eco-lodge at the Ewaso River, about 20kms further into the bush. The route is a little messed by floods and we end up passing through backroutes around sunset time. No, we don’t get lost, we just find new ways that aren’t leading to the destination. But every time we pass by fresh heaps of elaphant dung, we confuse the gods by praying that we meet them but don’t really meet the giants.
On arrival, we make some amazing dinner, and relax at the bonfire. Oh, the full moon!
Day ? – Somewhere between Naibunga and Loisaba Conservancies
The concept of the starbeds is so clever! A huge, comfortable bed is mounted on wheels, so you can push it out on the balcony of your banda. Under a thick duvet and a tight mosquito net, I watch the moon and stars and the sunrise. The banda also has solar heated shower and a very clean toilet! In the morning a monkey family comes to play in the tree next to my bed.
The place has a well equipped kitchen (even a freezer, toaster and coffee plunger!), a rain water tank for drinking (nearly empty), river water supplies for washing, and a friendly team who takes care of house keeping and cooking. I’m astonished how well kept it is, given it was built in 2002 and how much care wood needs out here.
Naibunga Conservancy is community-owned and part of Northern Rangeland Trust. Limited funding makes it challenging for them to repair the roads and riverbeds soon after every rain, but the place is well accessible with a 4×4 car or the right bike. Simply book through Big North, who connect community-owned accomodation with tourists, here.
The dirt bike riders go out to look for elephants while I enjoy a quiet day by the river, more coffee, tuna wraps and conversation with the team.
And elephants they found!!!
Final Day: Exploring Laikipia towards Nanyki
Today we’re doing some easy riding, mostly on graded roads with a few short dry river crossings. There are various conservancies here, some private-run and some community-owned. We also pass by the power line coming from Ethiopia.
It’s about 100km today, pleasant riding when spotting zebras, various giraffe species, elephants, different deers and birds. As we get close to Nanyuki, the road gets more busy and passes between conversancy fences. Not soooo exciting, but the thought of a tasty Somali lunch in town keeps us going.
A week very well spent!
If you’d like to try out such a motorcycle tour, I highly recommend reaching out to Grace’s and Topo’s companies for some tailored options.
An epic ride was coming up for Jamhuri Day: Escorting the Around Africa team to the Ethiopian Border. 🇪🇹 After Moyale, taking the slow route home sounds amazing to enjoy some Northern terrain!
With work winding down, I leave the laptop at home for this three birds with one stone trip: Sending off my good friend Havana and her team on their historic ride (more info here), enjoying some magical nature in Samburu (#rideAndHike), and testing my new bike off-tarmac 🥳
The day before, I packed the camping stuff and grabbed my hot weather mesh gear (and food, and rain gear, and tools, and water filter, and spare water, and bikini). In the end, the bike looked a little heavy, probably 250kgs without me 🙂
Day 1 – Quick dash to Marsabit and lunch in Isiolo
While everyone else meets at Nairobi Chapel for an impressive send-off, I get a little delayed in the morning and leave just before noon. Sagana is not far when your bike has above 100 HP. I meet a number of bikes along Thika Road, who are already returning from escorting for the first 50km. An amazing community!
By the time I’m in Nanyuki, it’s nearly 3pm and the maths for a daylight arrival in Marsabit town look tricky. I decide to skip lunch at Isiolo and simply get some samosas at The Outpost in Kisima.
I plan to fuel in Isiolo and that’s when I catch up with the big group! We exchange greetings but I decide not to interfere with their ride formation and keep moving until Mt Ololokwe.
I promised Havana we’d take photos there together, and I’m keen to catch up with her. The core team was riding in front of the escort teams… At the security stop after Archers Post I tell the officer that I’m part of the bikers who already passed. He looks at me with puzzled eyes.
The A2 highway is EMPTY. Ololokwe is always an incredible sight!
A few bikers catch up and we pose for pics together. At this point we have 201km and about 90 minutes of sunlight left to Marsabit town. Doable!?
The ride through Samburu and Marsabit counties with setting light is simply beautiful!
On arrival in Marsabit I fuel at the Total. To my suprise I find only one bike in the hotel’s parking lot! Where’s everyone? I make calls and learn that the entire team was behind us. Only Mbuthia had stuck to the plan of a daylight arrival. Everyone makes it safe to Marsabit this night and hoards of bikers pour into three different hotels.
Bikers from the LaKiKi neighbourhood. We’re more likely to meet in Marsabit than Nairobi 😂
Marsabit county is huge! The second largest county after Turkana – with about 67,000 km².
Day 2: Moyale, here we come!
It’s about 250km to the border and we don’t expect a formal fuel station in between. Fuel is usually sold in bottles from barrels in the North. As we all assemble at the Total, I realize how big our convoy is! Lots of good vybes – new and old faces!
And off we go!
Imagine me being the sweeper on a legit group ride! I love this bike! And being the sweeper means I can stop at this beautiful crater for photos!
One thing about this generation of bikers is that they combine their loves for the adventure and their family. The best dad award goes to Champ Mohamed today, who is caging in the coolest BMW convertible (is it still caging if there is no cage?) and is taking his cutie daughter along all the way up to Moyale.
Can you imagine what the locals think when they see us rocking up in their desert like this?
Yes, we are in a hurry but a selfie stopover at 37° lazima!
The A2 up here is probably the best road in East Africa. No pothole since the Subuiga junction. Reflective paint. Well-marked bumps. Signage for bends. About 500km of bliss.
Our stopovers in towns excite kids and adults alike.
Around 1pm we get to the last junction before Moyale.
Moyale town is up a few twisties and we enter the border area (a One Stop Border Post) and park the bikes directly at the fence. We find someone who exchange KES to Birr.
As the core rider team proceeds to the customs office, the rest of us request a security guard to watch our bikes and take a stroll to the Ethiopian side. It looks like the bigger part of town is on the other side. How amazing that Kenyans can enter Ethiopia without a visa. The Ethiopian border guard even recommends a restaurant (Koket Hotel) and we crowd into TukTuks to take us there.
Embarassing! This Kenyan probox cuts off our tuktuk driver.
We find a great variety of non-alcoholic beers at the bar, and order a few mixed plates of Ethiopian dishes to share. I have a feeling that this food will be very spicy, so I order Shiro instead.
It is time to say by to the core team who are riding onwards into Ethiopia. And just as we finish paying our bills, they enter the restaurant.
Enjoy your journey, many beautiful encounters and safe roads always!
PS: Look at the photo bomber at the back! 🤣
Day 3: Moyale to Archers Post
Before riding back to Marsabit, we have to get fuel. We’re about 15 bikes and that takes some time. It’s just before 5pm when we leave Moyale town.
This ride has some amazing people! Such diverse bikes and even a drone!
The playlist is zen, the skies are clear and the full moon bright. The last smooth bends before Marsabit through the hills are absolutely magic and meditative.
Day 3 – Exploring Marsabit and back to Archers Post
Most bikers are leaving early to attend to commitments back in Nairobi. Nyawira and I want to see a bit more of town, and are also keen to visit the Botanical Garden of Marsabit. We are warmly welcomed by the team and they help us to arrange bodas to go see the place.
Good chats and safe riding with the boda riders!
Riding out of town through backroutes we see farms and red soil. It had rained briefly in November. Marsabit town is farmland, while most of the county is pastoralist land. It is great to learn more about the vision of the Botanical Garden, and their progress. Preserving some of the indigenous trees and medicinal plants of Kenya is an urgent and important cause, but how to make it work when the rain seasons keep failing year on year? They hope to grow much faster once they secure a water source. We hope to come back one day through our partnership between Miti Alliance and Women Bikers’ Association!
Sunscreen plus offroading without helmet = trouble
And then we check out of the hotel and head southwards, back to Samburu county, past Ololokwe to Archers Post.
Then we meet these two incredible cyclists, on their way from Cape Town (!!) to Addis (!!). What an achievement 💪
At some point we are waved down by one of the other bikers on their way back with a chain issue. Sadly we don’t have the right tool to help, but a local rider manages to get it from his house.
Back at Ololokwe Nyawira is doing the most to secure the best shots.
The security check takes us a little longer to clear this time round. They are doing a thorough job and requested to examine all our luggage. We still get to Archers Post before sunset and ride into the beautiful Lions Cave Camp.
What a beautiful journey this was!
Two more bikers join us here for the offroad saga that’s to come: We want to first hike Mt. Ololokwe (yes!) and then cross over through some scenic trails in Samburu, Isiolo and Laikipia.
Get all the pics and stories in Part 2 of this article! Both are motocross racers. Well, at least my bike has the Dakar sticker 😉
PS: The photos on this article are not all mine. They are from various riders in the escort team! Thank you all for an amazing time together, and the great comradery 🏍️🏍️💨💨💨
I got my KTM 390adv (2020) in late 2022, with 2 previous owners just broken in at 4,600km. I promised a 10,000km review, but it took a little longer 😂 The odo just hit 25,000km and I’ll say it’s a fun, reliable bike! Even my GS friends look at it with shiny eyes and I’ll tell you why later.
But let me start at the beginning.
When I started riding in September 2018, my first rides were on a 108cc bike. That’ll be a whole story in itself. From 2019-2022 I was riding my Spirit Motorcycle to the remotest corners of Kenya and also all the way to Lake Kivu.
A custom scrambler. Nimble, lowered, carburetted, light, a reliable Honda 125cc frame and engine, with some great additions like adjustable shocks, LED lights, and an extremely cool design, we covered 35,000 Kms together.
Our trips are documented on this blog including how it jump-started a Super Tenere 700 after crossing Lake Turkana on a boat.
On my first solo roadtrip I spent more time taking pics than riding!
Riding this amazing bike taught me discipline on the road, resilience on offroad, how not to tie luggage, how to take photos and how steering bearings are changed. And many other mechanical things because you don’t just ride 2,000km through Northern Kenya or 5,000 through East Africa on a custom bike without a little DIY here and there.
BUT . A ride to Watamu would take me 12 hours, and on group rides, I’m guaranteed to be left behind (unless it’s offroad of course 💪). So what could possibly be my next bike? A little faster, more ergonomical, but equally reliable?
Anyways, what’s an upgrade? (Part 1)
A quote I read about bike upgrading on the internet went something like: You can only upsize your engine, the upgrade will be in your skill.
I borrowed a KTM 390 adv from a friend for a 600km tarmac roadtrip back in 2021 already and had lots of fun in the Chogoria twisties. But I just couldn’t see myself riding it offroad or in town traffic. Too high! (855mm seat height) Too heavy! (172kg wet, so 200kg with luggage)
With my 1.59m, I can’t get two feet down, and I was used to that safety net of walking it through sand or mud if needed.
So I went for offroading classes with Offroad Adventures in Karen. On their tall but light dirt bikes, I learned to shift my weight to the right or left so that I could stop the bike and start again with only the toes of one foot down. I managed the sitting and standing position correctly on uphill, downhill and cornering, and how to brake on offroad.
Late 2022 I got an option to buy a relatively new KTM 390 adventure 2020 model from a rider in my circles. At 4,600km with two previous owners it was very gently used.
I never saw myself as a bike reviewer, so when guys started asking for my review, I wondered what exactly I would write that isn’t yet covered in many other online reviews.
Part 2: Pros. Things I love about the 390adv
Safety
The braking system is impeccable and the ABS has kicked in a few times!
I’m sitting higher above traffic and can see what’s going on a few cars in front of me. Sitting higher, with higher backlights also means drivers behind see me better.
I’m getting a lot more respect from drivers on this bike and can flash my not-so-boda looking lights at oncoming cars/mats/trucks which are overtaking in my lane on highways. 80% of cases they move back into their lane.
And if I’m pushed off the road, it feels much more stable with the larger front wheel!
Power and Acceleration
If you ride a T7 or GS1200 or one of their siblings, please skip to the next chapter (fuel consumption) and only then come back 🙂
The 373cc produces 43.5 horse powers (just like my first car!). You can google the torque numbers, but let’s just say very few cars, no matatus and zero trucks matches the acceleration between 20 and 130 kmh, meaning you can leave behind many drivers, but maybe not all large SUVs. The bike comes alive upwards of 80. It also sounds and shifts better here.
Something really nice happens at about 6500 rpms, when the top end torque kicks in. You’ve got to be ready for it.
And it’s a forgiving bike! Whether you find yourself in 2nd or 4th gear at 35kmh, you will make it. I have stalled this bike only twice on tarmac.
Fuel Economy
The power/fuel ratio is fantastic! I have NEVER gotten an average above 3.1/100km on any tank filling. Cruising around town is about 2.9l and if you push it on long uphills or highways, it goes up to 3.3l/100km.
This is still nearly double from my previous Honda engine, but gives the big boys teary eyes.
2024 May Edit: On looong, empty highways (Namibia), when the average hit 121 km/h that morning, the fuel consumption went up to 4.5 l/100km.
Offroading
This is an adventure bike. Standing ergonomics were a game changer for me. The 19 inch front and 17 inch back tire give stability and amazing handling. You can zoom along rough roads at 70 and roll down rocky hills or forest roads without thinking twice. (Obviously skills come in handy and I have taken countless offroad trainings!)
Tarmac offroading is very common in Kenya: With this bike, you’ll sail bumps, and rumble strips and potholes disappear once you hit 50. No gravel on tarmac can scare you. (Okay, maybe the one in the twisties…!)
The WP forks are amazing. Not ridden this bike with the stock tires. I ride Mitas Trail+ tires, which are 60:40 (Road:Offroad).
Every 390adv review speaks about the fact that offroad ABS does not mean ABS is off, and that Traction Control will come back on after every time you restart the bike. The ABS doesn’t bother me much, given my riding style, but Traction Control being on while you want it off can really annoy you, especially on bumpy roads, and I have stalled on a few rocky uphills cause of this.
Fun little things
Finding neutral is impossible on this bike. But you can connect your phone to the display via bluetooth, then see who’s calling or even navigate using the KTM app.
The quick shifter is a fun little extra, and works best when accelerating nicely.
This bike looks amazing when completely clean or quite mucky. In between it looks pale. I rarely wash it, actually, and prefer a bucket wash. Once the display throw an ECU error, after a pressure wash.
Following 390 forums on the internet it also seems the 2020 version was quite reliable, and later versions may have more electronics issues and faults.
Part 3: The cons / not so great things
There’s nothing I hate about this bike, honestly. But if I could get less vibrations on the the handlebars and footpegs, that’ll be great. Sometimes a foot or hand gets numb. The footpegs have rubber to buffer the vibrations from entering your boots, but in the rain season it’s so slippery you remove the rubber.
Minimal fender distance on front tyre could create issues with black cotton soil or bad mud, but hasn’t been an issue to me. Some people modify to raise the fender.
The sound: I mean, it’s a single cylinder 373, people! Nothing too sexy, no roar 🤕
Part 4: Cost & Maintenance
After sales service: I had been told that once you buy a KTM in Kenya, you’re by yourself. The dealership that sells the 390s is not like the BMWs or Kibos that are putting intentional effort into smooth and customer-focussed after sales service.
So I embraced this mindset from the get-go. I printed (!) the workshop (!) manual. I research and know the fluids that go into my bike. I do as much as possible maintenance myself, or with the help of other bikers. I chose different mechanics for different issues based on their strengths.
When thinking of getting a ‘big bike’, get out your calculators! Everything, absolutely everything will cost 2 to 10 times what a small CC carbureted bike needs. And because most things are imported, prices change with the dollar.
Oil & Filters: Oil filter and oil every 7000km. The bike uses 1.6l of synthetic oil. While Motorex 15W/50 is recommended, I like Motul better. Currently about 1900 a liter, and 1500 for the filter. I changed oil at about 5000, 10000, 17000 and 23500km.
Air filter: You can and should clean it regularly of course, but replacement is due every 7-10k (3,500 KES when I last needed one). A washable one would be more economic in the mid-term.
Wear & Tear: I replaced the stock drive set at 17,800kms, the chain was completely worn out at this point. The new DID 520 vx3 chain and JT sprockets came to 137 Euros. I hope these will last at least 20,000 km.
A set of tires sets you back around 30-35k, including balancing. My first set of Mitas was changed at 23,500km and I’m hoping the second set will do the same mileage.
Not needed to replace the spark plug, any cables, brake pads, etc yet. No malfunction of the cooling system yet. Still on stock coolant.
And here’s a picture of taking my brandnew Mitas tires offroad:
Part 5: After Market Parts
Lowering the bike: After reviewing various options, I decided to go with a lowering option by Metisse, a German company. You replace the spring plate under the mono shock, thus lowering the back of the bike by 20mm without actually changing the spring. Fully reversible. Then you just push the forks through the handlebar by the same 20mm, and voilá: Manuela has one foot down while the majority of the booty is still on the seat. (They also have a 30mm option but I didn’t wanna loose a lot of ground clearance.)
Saddle Stays: The cool orange bags I got that everyone’s asking about are called DrySpec D20. They never even got close to touching the exhaust or tires, but I still ordered Saddle Stays from India (AdvenTOUR 3-point) just to be sure and to be prepared for larger saddle bags. The saddle stays are sleek and sexy!
Topbox / Toprack: The previous owner had added at topbox but sadly the mount didn’t last for long once I went on bumpy roads and slight offroads. A bolt broke and I ended up leaving the topbox in Naivasha at my friend’s place one day. Then I looked for a mount that would attach to at least 4 points on the bike. I imported a Toprack from Motouren from India, which sell custommake parts for KTM and other brands.
Mounting both the top rack and the saddle stays was a little finicky, as they lock on the same bolts on the bike’s frame.
Bike Protection: Crash bars were already mounted by previous owner, and giirrrllll, I have used them!! I also added a display protector (from India). Not yet added a headlight protector, which could be recommended when riding offroad in groups, as a stone could jump and break your expensive headlight.
Final Verdict? And what next?
It took me a while to embrace the fact that the bike doesn’t have muuuuch character. It is exactly what it is. The truth is that you as the rider add the character.
I’m not at all tired of this bike! And I’m about to embark on a 6-country 7,000km trip. Let’s talk afterwards!
PS: I have never even sat on a KTM Duke 390. As mentioned, this review is about the KTM 390 Adventure.
PPS: Links to riding stories on the KTM:
East Africa Loop part 1: Nairobi – Kampala – Cyanika – Lake Kivu here
Part 2: Lake Kivu – Kigali – Singida – Kilimanjaro here
Part 3: Moshi – Usambara Mountains – Vanga – Diani – Nairobi here
High blood pressure has been a chapter of my health journey for about a year now. I thought to share my experience and learnings for anyone who’s on a wellness journey, too!
How I found out…
In September 2022 I underwent a minor day surgery. I had a similar procedure done before in Germany, removal of a skin cyst. It’s 20 minutes: inject, cut, scoop, stitch. My biker pal and surgeon of choice, Dr. Hungu suggested Nairobi Hospital for ease of billing. (My insurance kubwa in a smaller hospital would have meant reimbursement)
Now, Nairobi Hospital follows all sorts of international protocols for surgery. I’m a bit annoyed by all the procedures (i.e. I had to fully undress, was taken to the theatre in a bed, and asked to remove my nose piercing 🫣).
My Blood Pressure was monitored for a whole hour and was between 135/90 and 145/100. Must be the emotions, right? Probably. Doc suggests I buy a BP monitor for home use, just to be sure. Easy. MyDawa delivered the same day!
In the next two weeks I didn’t measure numbers below 135/88 and 145/100 on the upper end.
Indeed I was hypertensive! At 39!
I had been through triage at doctors many times but honestly had never paid attention to the BP they measured for me. Good lesson!
In October I had another surgery lined up. Something was growing in one of my ovaries. It was benign but I wanted it out and all mental energy went to preparing for this and finishing key work assignments.
My surgeon and anesthesist weren’t too worried about the BP in relation to surgery. The numbers in the various checkups kept showing hypertension stage 1.
“But please see a specialist!”
Yes, sure. When all this is done.
I stayed in hospital for a night and someone suggested to call the hospital cardiologist as part of the ward round. My encounter with said specialist was a disaster. After the laparoscopic surgery I was in pain. I could hardly walk as my core was still numb, my shoulder hurt like hell, my breathing was shallow, my voice hoarse from being intubated and the opioid side effects were just starting to wear off.
The cardiologist walked in with three other people who all lined up in a row in their white coats looking expectingly (I guess it was some sort of training?). I wasn’t wearing much under the back-open-hospital-gown. He asked to touch/examine my legs (not sure why). Then gave me a prescription for Amlodipine and an appointment to see him 3 weeks after starting the meds.
😵💫
Needless to say I didn’t start the meds. I wasn’t heard. No questions asked. I started crying when my gyna surgeon came to discharge me. He surely has seen hundreds of women in tears, but still. The great intention of linking me with an expert hadn’t been fruitful.
I recovered from surgery for around two weeks. Lots of time to research on blood pressure (German and English resources, medical sites and alternative sources) and interview both my parents separately for family history.
Other than a headache I hadn’t had any symptoms. But knowing that my heart is pumping my blood with high pressure around my body, for God knows how many months already, constantly affecting all blood vessels, which over years would damage potentially all organs incl my beloved brain and eyes was just crap.
I got a referral for a caring internal medicine physician from another biker doctor pal.
~~~ Diagnosis ~~~
I went to see her at her clinic at KNH. I carried the family history, my blood works for the last year and BP recordings for the month. Dr. Jackie Kagima, although a busy clinician, took her time to review everything. She explained the body’s functioning and we discussed possible causes and scenarios (from lifestyle to medical). We talked about treatment options and while I was keen on lifestyle changes, in the end she proposed to start the meds as I was working on lifestyle. I learned a lot from that conversation and it put what I’d read online in perspective.
From the examination, she agreed that my heart is “loud”. Palpitations is the term. I always thought that everyone hears their heart beating, like I do! Apparently not. 🤯
Y’all okay never having heard your own heart beat? 😂
My thyroid results were okay. My sugar, cholesterol, and bone chemistry were great. A baseline cardiogram was neutral.
I had a diagnosis but no “medical” root cause.
Great news actually! Nothing was wrong with my body. I decided to stop searching.
And to rely on my intuition.
I just knew deep down that this was related with -1- big emotions around effort-output-ratio in various departments of my life, -2- lack of exercise since the pandemic which had also led to a few extra kgs, -3- some compulsive and anxious thought patterns, -4- not enough good sleep
In short: lifestyle changes were in order!
And I got the meds.
~~~~ Lifestyle changes ~~~~
Eating less salt wasn’t going to cut it. This is a private joke for anyone who’s ever eaten my food 😄
I immediately got the annual membership in the local Karura forest. 3-4 days a week I walked 4-7km. Soon I was able to incorporate sprints and sets of pushups! I rearranged my work schedule to find the 2 hours regularly. I got drenched during rain season, and met a fox at dusk. Friends cancelled forest dates but I still went until I knew all paths offhead.
I prioritised talking to people who would be supportive of my self-healing approach and who have high standards for their own wellness.
Mental health. I cut down social media scrolling. I listened to many interesting podcasts. Read more books. Fiction but also nonfiction written by psychologists and therapists to gather new perspectives on my self and my relationship to myself.
Saying no to requests. Not volunteering for projects. Taking it easy when things go south. Smiling instead of getting mad/sad. More memes.
Arts, mental health meetups, breathwork, massage. Reiki, herbs, types of cooking oil. More home cooking, no more caffeine. Reducing evening carbs, cutting liquid calories. A lot of experiments.
I made fruit juices and baked oven vegetables. All my life I’ve incorporated exercise into my holidays and long weekends (cycling, hikes) now adding meditation and stretching sessions.
It helped that my close peeps are also fitness and outdoors freaks. We catch up over a walk, not a coffee.
With some friends we started a WhatsApp chat group to share our fitness and wellness updates. Determination is contagious 😀
Sleep. I read up on REM sleep and sleeping tips. The social media and bad news detox helped. Time in nature combined with cardio helped. Cuddles helped. But a major insight was skipping the last bottle of water before sleeping so my bladder wouldn’t wake me up. Sometimes it’s random things like this 😳
Anyways, taking meds daily for many months is interesting. They soften your blood vessels, in turn lowering the pressure. It works like charm. Within 3 days on this really low dosage, my BP was down by 10/8 points more or less.
Now my BP hovered around 120-130/83-86 which is considered upper range but not hypertensive.
(They cost around 2300 KES for a month’s supply btw. Not everyone will afford them!)
I was of course measuring regularly. Tracking apps.
Do you know I carried the machine around East Africa for 4,613kms on my motorcycle roadtrip? Wueh. 🥲
~~~ Getting off meds ~~~
Around two months after starting the meds, I stopped them. The internet is full of confusing advice on how to do this. Anyways, it failed. My blood pressure went up again to earlier Stage 1 values after around two or three weeks.
I met another doctor, a holistic thinking GP, my biker friend Dr. Tasneem. I was now back on the meds but my goal remained to get off them. She mentioned that even the most radical lifestyle changes can take a year to take effect.
Makes sense, right? Your cardiovascular system has clogged up for years yet you expect it to clean itself up in four months? I’m ambitious 😁
It’s not linear
Some days the BP goes up. Or morning is great, evening not. Then I wonder what you did “wrong” or what “right” you ommitted. Then I worry about it. Then you remember that you shouldn’t worry too much because stress is a trigger. (See the compulsive thoughts mentioned above? I set out to rewire my brain to stop them whenever I noticed them. Lots of )
What’s the right balance? Not getting too attached to immediate changes while staying attentive to the trends. Exhausting sometimes. So the meds really come in handy. Swallow, relax and forget about all this for a bit.
And I should say: When I accepted the meds as a (hopefully temporary!) partner on my journey, my spirit and emotions became lighter.
~~~ Success in unexpected places ~~~
Honestly, meds or not, I was loving the changes. I was feeling great. Fit, sexy, stronger. Very in touch with myself. Connecting with animals. Doing great work for my clients. Being creative. Having energy for things I love. Waking up refreshed.
I got back into Ashtanga Yoga, doing the full primary flow without needing breaks. If you know about Chakras and Prana/Chi/Qi, this definitely contributed. I hiked up hills and mountains.
I felt 30 again. Well, no. I’m just saying this to show how worth it was for me to invest time in myself and my fitness and wellness.
I saw other friends with similar intentions who weren’t able to pull through. I honestly don’t know how a wellness journey on an 8-5 job plus nasty Nairobi commute and a toddler would look like.
It feels like our environment is just not set up for wellness. If this statement rings true, I highly recommend this reading: The Myth of Normal by Gabor Mate. (In short: why “normal” isn’t necessarily “healthy” and what we can do about it as individuals and society)
Yet, I was on meds. Btw, on the lowest dosage (2.5mg Amlodipine). It’s not even on sale in that dosage in some countries!
Around my 40th birthday I decided to try something new. Every time I decide to learn a new skill without an end goal, it’s transformational.
I signed up for the gym with the sole goal of trying out weightlifting. I have no interest in indoors cardio, or being counted for or motivatingly shouted at.
I want to be able to lift my motorbike if I drop it. (It’s around 170kgs)
And I was curious if the benefits for hormones and bone health would come through for me now having entered the 4th floor as people call it.
A good friend and experienced lifter suggested a 3-day-split. A what?
It’s been fun! Learning the techniques, names for different exercises, listening to my body and distinguishing different types of sensations and pain. Oh, and actually getting stronger every single session is incredible!
Four weeks in, I got a bad cold. After all, 50+ people were breathing heavily together in a closed space.
I lost my appetite for many days. I only realised a week later that I forgot to take my meds.
Alarmed, I went to measure. My BP was great. I even took a photo
What?!?
I decided to dis-continue the meds. I continued the weightlifting.
I’m still a gym newbie! But there’s something amazing about lifting 20kg weight above your head or moving 60kg with your lower back!
Apparently weight training is highly recommended for management of hypertension, diabetes, thyroid and other diseases.
Noone told me. Now you know 😜
Let’s see how it goes from here! Right now my blood pressure is normal. Who knows about next year?
Wellness clearly is not a destination but a journey. And it’s not a straight line either. You get there through trying out things, self-observation, seeing what works, engaging professionals as thought partners, applying research to your context, combining things and building on your learnings.
And accepting that your body and your soul will throw some curveballs at you but you’re becoming amazing at catching.
I’m currently integrating everything. Strength training, mindfulness, nature. I’ve upped the carbs again to support the heavy workout and muscle building, of course healthy carbs. I still go to the forest and prioritize yoga and stretching sessions. I drink coffee with no effect on my BP.
Wherever you are in your journey, I wish you all the best!
It’s like gazing at eternity: A 900m rock wall glistering in the many shades of sunset.
On the next dinner table: A conversation of a Malagasy tourguide and his two Spanish clients. Perfect Madrid accent. Obviously from the tourists, but also the guide. I chat him up later and ask him how he speaks at least four languages, all fluent.
Everytime someone on this trip asks me where I’m from, I say Kenya. It’s the truth but I’m also testing a little theory here. The answers have ranged from “Not possible. I won’t believe you unless you show me a photo of your parents (???)” to “But Kenya is in Africa, right?”
Back to the story. Other than most, this guy knows where Kenya is.
Santatra tells me he’s hosted a European tour group before who loved their Kenya trip so much that they extended their Africa stay by a week and visited Madagascar. What noone told him is that they’re all gay and when welcoming the all male group at the airport he couldn’t reconcile what he saw with the room allocation on his briefing documents. We end up chatting about how it feels for a typical Malagasy father if his son is gay, we move on to Pan-African socioeconomic issues and then he’s very curious to hear what I found most unique about Madagascar, considering I’ve lived and travelled East Africa for 15 years.
After some thinking I tell him it’s not the beaches nor the landscapes. It is the genuine and proactive offer of support by locals to a stranger passing by without wanting anything in return!
I tell him about Fabian, a hotel staff who offered to pay my dinner bill with his own money, after I got stranded because I couldn’t get Forex that evening, happy for me to come back the next day to refund him.
And the cyclist who waved me down in his village to state that I’m probably lost but he’ll take me back to the correct route, cycling ahead of my motorcycle at high speeds for about 4km!
Oh. Santatra studied Spanish Studies at the University of Antananarivo, just like Malibu.
Things are coming full circle on this Madagascar trip.
Well. Doing a circular motorcycle tour in Madagascar isn’t that easy. Because of the limited road network, many people end up flying or backtrack the same route. I made it, and you’ll find out how, as you keep reading.
Malibu (the chief trainer at Inked Riders, who taught me and hundreds others in Nairobi how to ride a motorcycle), as I recently found out did Spanish Studies in university – at the same University of Antananarivo.
He also taught me how to check the spark on a spark plug but this will become more relevant later in the story.
Welcome to my birthday roadtrip through Madagascar.
Enjoy your read!
Part 1 – Exploring Antananarivo, the capital
I land in the afternoon after a 3-hour flight from Nairobi. I am surprised to see that the locals have to queue with us internationals at the same immigration counters. Nuts! The taxi ride from the airport to town towards sunset is amazing, first passing rice fields then entering the busy town! I spend two days exploring the old town, the Museum of Photography and catching sunsets from rooftops.
Part II – My motorcycle adventure ride through Southern Madagascar.
Renting a motorcycle abroad is not a cheap affair. From my research, in many countries an international brand adventure bike goes at upwards of 70-100 USD per day. Not very affordable for a three week trip!
Also, I was solo on this trip, so wasn’t too keen on a heavy bike. After some research and google-translate supported email exchanges, I settled on a Chinese off-road model rented out by a small firm in Antsirabe, a city south of the capital. I found positive reviews online by European tourists, and the owner was quite responsive and helpful via email.
The minivan bus ride to Antsirabe takes about 5 hours and I’m happy I’m not riding a bike. The roads are narrow and busy. At the many corners and single-lane bridges, we have to wait for trucks to pass before proceeding. I watch the scenery, listen to the local music from the radio and enjoy the driver’s safe driving!
Day 0: Prep Day (Antsirabe)
After lunch, I pass by the bike rental place. Finally, I will see and feel the bike! Jean-Marc and I finalize the rental paperwork, and I get a hundred tips about the route, and what might be realistic in 17 days and what not.
Day 1: Exploring Vakinankaratra
Route: Antsirabe to Miandrivazo
It’s views after views!
Hilly, twisty, hot, dusty, and a lot of “former tarmac”
Day 2: Menabe Region
Route: Miandrivazo to Morondava
Heading 280km westwards towards the Indian Ocean. A lot of nothing and wilderness but I love getting a glimpse of life near the large rivers.
Just before Morondava to the right is the famous Baobab Avenue. Because much of Madagascar’s indigenous forests have been lost (not unlike Kenya!), protected areas like the Allée des Baobabs and national parks are important for protecting remaining tree cover and giving locals and tourists alike a vision of what reforestation could do for biodiversity!
When you’re on the West Coast of Madagascar, you can watch the sun set over the Indian Ocean!
Day 3: Beach Day (Morondava)
Today was a tourism day. It was also a planning day!
In preparation for this trip, I’d been researching about the next 200km. From Morondava to Manja is Off-road. Deep sand, pure bush, “strong enduro skills” needed, no network, no town and 4 “in the water river crossings” is what I found out. Sounds amazing, actually. But not alone and without camping equipment, medical kit or language skills.
If I can’t figure it out, I might have to backtrack to Antsirabe, which sounds super annoying. I get an offer of 1.5m Ariary at a hotel’s tourism desk, which is much more than I’d want to spend.
So towards evening I walk to the bus station and ask around (sign language + basic french + google translate) until an industrious bus ticket lady arranges a 4×4 pickup for me. 960,000 Ariary.
Getting money in Madagascar proves to be an unexpected challenge. Every second ATM isn’t working with my card. There’s also a withdrawal limit of 200,000 Ariary (about 50 USD) so everyone takes 5 turns at the ATM, so even if there’s money in the ATM, the queues are endless (up to an hour!). I also try to send money from my bank accounts to the local mobile money systems (unsuccessfully), and by this point I have three local SIM cards.
The most reliable and fastest way to get local currency was carrying USD and EUR in cash and exchanging in bulk at the bank counter.
Day 4: Wilderness Challenge.
Route: Morondava to Manja – on a pick-up truck.
An adventurous 6 hours drive, lucky I got a madly skilled driver!
Manja has exactly one hotel, and all tourists stay here. I hadn’t booked. The main house is full, and I get a room in the neighbouring compound for about 5 USD (inclusive of some rodent visiting at night). They also sell sodas and beers so guests can sit on the roadside of the main village street.
And fuel from bottles. Fuel in Madagascar is green.
Day 5: Manja to Tulear
Brand-new tarmac and one river crossing.
First time I’m seeing Chinese road and bridge construction in Madagascar! The ride is quite smooth but not very entertaining. Until I get to the river. Which is much wider than I imagined.
From the two options offered by locals, I choose the floating ferry (that cars use) over the canoe (that locals use).
Getting off the ferry I have about 500m sand to cover, which is good fun. On the remaining 200 Kms tarmac to Tulear, more baobab trees give a coastal feel.
And now it’s time for a few beach days!!
Beach Day in Tulear
This is the Indian Ocean. Just like in Morondava, it’s a West-facing Coast which I’m so fascinated by. You get the sunset over the ocean!
Day 6: Tulear to Isalo National Park
Today’s 270km are loooooong. Starting from mangrove forest at the Indian Ocean, most was monotonous, empty landscape along the national highway RN7. Soooo few cars! I realize just how low the economic activity is. There is barely any traffic between towns.
My humble 200cc bike isn’t made for speeding, so I end up listening to many podcast epidodes today. This highway is in a pretty bad shape in some spots, and smooth in others.
There were just about 3 interesting things today:
1. A 3km stretch of protected indigenous forest remaining from the once lush thicket that must have covered much of the island. The level of deforestation is incredible.
2. A town that sprung up a few decades ago after gemstones (Sapphires) were found in the river. It’s a ghost town really, with most of the gemstone shops shuttered.
3. Golden Hour in Isalo National Park. Beautiful rock formations. Hikers paradise!
I stay two nights, though in two different places. First I pull up at a family-run “ecolodge”. The shower water is being warmed in plastic bottles stored in a metal box standing in a sunny spot – genius! (But not as helpful for early morning showers). The food is fine but pretty basic. Of course I am offered rum in the family’s living room.
I try to arrange a hiking experience, to see some of the forest and natural rock pools in the National Park. But I find Madagascar’s National Park fee structure fairly costly, and the guide fee is dictated by the government and not negotiable. Even as a solo traveller, you pay the guide fee for 4 people. It is cheaper to get a full-body massage at one of the town’s hotels. To which I move for that second night 🙂
Day 7: Isalo National Park to Andringitra Mountains
I wake up alive which I find a big deal after eating crocodile for the first time in my life yesterday evening.
Today I plan to ride to the Andringitra Mountains, paradise for outdoorsy people!
After 100 boring clicks, the route is getting more and more scenic with huge granite mountains around.
In Ihosy I’m meant to get cash, fuel, snacks and do chain service. Both ATMs in town aren’t working so I spend 90 minutes to exchange some cash and forget everything else.
I pick up some snacks at a small town. The final 25km are offroad. It’s lovely cruising through the valleys, and testing the bike on its home terrain: rocky dry rivers and gravel turns.
The lodge is up a steep hill, what pretty views!
Exactly 300m to the gate, on a bumpy uphill, my chain chains. If this was to happen on this trip, this is the best spot. After taking some photos and updating my biker pal back in Kenya about my situation, I try to lift the chain back on the sprocket. But it’s stuck behind some metal and I just can’t lift it.
The lodge’s team comes with pliers and we open the chain then fix it back.
The poor bike isn’t starting but without batting an eyelid the lodge crew happily pushes it up the remaining hill and parks it at the reception.
We try to start it, kick it, push it, choke it, unchoke it, drain pipe it… Nothing! A little crank but no roar.
It’s getting dark so we decide to deal with this another day!
The place is so beautiful! The views of the mountains and the valley! I book a local guide for the next morning to take me around.
I unstrap my luggage and move into a beautiful round, tiny hut with a comfy bed.
Before dinner, I run into a snake and the owner of the place. He’s a famous French rock climber and he assures me that snakes are great news and that the valley’s bike mechanic will figure it out.
The Morning After Day 7.
After an early breakfast, I head out for a walk with my local guide and an animal spotter. We walk through the forest, and he shares some local tales.
Bike still isn’t starting. When kicking or pushing, it starts but immediately dies. Two of the hotel staff push the bike around the hilly reception area. They’re having fun but clearly there’s no progress. Something keeps killing the engine. Strange!
The Morning After the Day after Day 7
Location: Tsaranoro Valley, Andringitra Mountains, Madagascar
The morning after, the valley’s bike mechanic is called. He’s called Safi which makes me very happy. Calm, fun guy who speaks great English. Together we analyze the bike. Spark, fuel, air.
We have veeeery little spark when kicking the bike. By now we’ve finished the battery. We change plugs, we sandpaper the coil connector, still no sustained spark.
We try the mechanic’s bike’s battery. Nothing.
The team even pours some local rum on the bike. Nothing 🤯
It gets real hot, so someone suggests beers. This works – as we rest our brains, a new idea comes.
Let’s check if the chain broke something around the front sprocket, when it fell. And voilá, we find two strands of the cable coming out of the engine cut!
A minute and some tape later, the bike roars to life! Really grateful to the mechanic and the team. Lots of learning and fun across languages!
Time to enjoy the beautiful nature around the valley!
Day 9: Tsaranoro Valley to Fianarantsoa
From this beautiful location and the mechanical misadventures, it’s 20km back to the tarmac and another 100 or so of beautiful riding to Fianarantsoa.
But the main question in my head is whether I’ll be able to get a train ticket for my bike.
Exactly. I’ll explain.
I found this train that passes from the Highlands to the Ocean through remote villages and beautiful mountain scenery, dating from, you guessed it, the colonial times, but still operating as a lifeline to many villagers and an attraction to tourists.
Arriving at the train station just after 12, I find it closed for lunch. People here take lunch breaks very seriously, so I head out for some smoked fish, too.
At 3, I explain at the information desk that je veux voyager avec mon moto sur le train. I’m pointed to the cargo section where I can inspect the relevant car and I’ll be given a price. The only caveat is that the cargo car only goes up to Sahasinaka and I’ll have to ride the remaining 55km after offloading the bike, of which 15km “not so bad offroad”. Noone can tell the journey time, but 10 hours is the best estimate.
Which would mean arriving very close to sunset 🤔
No risk, no fun, I think! And I sure want to see the Eastern coast! Wouldn’t be cool to ride there and back the same route, right?
We load the bike on the cargo car where it’ll sleep for the night
Day 10: Fianarantsoa to Manakara
Train+Bike
I’ll let the photos speak for themselves today! But how BEAUTIFUL is this train ride, how breathtaking the views, how diverse the local crowd at each stop and yummy the snacks on sale!!
At each stop, dozens of people are ready for our arrival with various offerings. Beer, Pasta salad in small plates, samosas in buckets, cooked local dishes, steamed banana bread, etc
After the cargo car gets disconnected from the train in Sahasinaka, I strap the luggage back on the bike (whole village watching). Then I ride some pretty muddy 15km or so with the last rays of light towards the highway. I drop the bike in a deep long mud puddle and of course it falls head down into a trench. At this point it’s pitch black dark already. Gladly a local biker passes by the scene just a minute or so later and helps me to lift the bike.
This is (of course!) the last mud pitch 400m before hitting the main road. I cover the final 40km tarmac to Manakara town with smooth light bends up and down hills in total darkness listening to my reggae playlist.
After seafood dinner in town (La Vanille Hotel) where I meet the tourists from the train again, who were able to travel all the way until town in the passenger car of the train. After a mandatory ATM visit, I ride some fun 5km sandy tracks to their satellite camp on the beach! (Vanille á la plage)
Day 11: My Birthday! Beach Day
📌 Manakara, Madagascar
There is no power at this camp. My phone dies shortly after I speak to my family. So I end up reading and resting my knee from last night’s fall. And watching the beautiful wild coast!
Day 12+13 Manakara back to Antsirabe
I’m nearly finishing up my roadtrip through Southern Madagascar. Already! 435km left and I split it into two days.
First off: Riding back to town from “Vanille a la plage”. The canal is really fascinating. There’s a spot by the ocean where the road is sandwiched between the two. I HAVE to come back here with my tent!!
Didn’t see this when I rode down here at night.
And a little bit of rain makes sand easier to ride
Manakara to Ranomafana must be the most beautiful riding of 2023 so far! 182km worth of twisties, views, nature on mostly smooth tarmac.
Ranomafana National Park has some stunning indigenous forest, and could definitely be worth a hike. Well, I don’t visit any national park on this trip, because their prices for foreigners and forced group guiding fees just don’t add up for my budet. I take several stops along the way watching waterfalls and trees.
But unfortunately by not entering the forest, I don’t see any of the cute chameleons with the curled tail 🦎
I’m a bit sad, but start my journey back to the city anyways…
From Ranomafana back to Antsirabe, I take a detour from the Google Maps route, as advised by local bus drivers to avoid an off-road shortcut that potentially has some bandits waiting, according to them.
On climbing up a hill, kids stop me in a corner to sell me bananas. (It’s school holiday).
The boys also have a small hustle going on where you can take pictures of chameleons for some cash.
Amazing surprise 💖
Later on the RN7 I found a good 80km of baaaad potholes. Entered Antsirabe by evening and found my first traffic jam in three weeks I returned the bike to the owner and we had a chat with laughter about my tour.
A massage is due! I decide to relax in this Spa town for a day, exploring local crafts and food in the market.
Then I take the bus back to the capital, Tana, and visit the famous Analakely Market on my last day.
All good things come to an end. I travelled around 2600km in Madagascar, of which 1930km on the bike.
Amazing adventure! And certainly only saw a fraction of what there is What a massive and diverse country!
Highly recommend Jean-Marc Ney and the team at Rando Raid in Antsirabe for Motorcycle hires in the southern part! In my research before the trip, I also found other providers renting bikes based in the capital Antananarivo, and I’ll share them here. (I also found individuals renting out bikes by posting on facebook groups)
You’ll find them on Facebook or Instagram
* 100% Moto Madagascar
* Just Ride Mada by Rhyno Jesse
* Moto Tour Madagascar
* There’s also Badass Motorcycle Community, a biker restaurant.
If you know additional biking resources or contacts in Madagascar, feel free to add below in the comments.
It’s been a little over two weeks exploring East Africa with the new girl. She’s done great so far and I reached Kilimanjaro via the longest and most scenic routes ever: From Nairobi via Lake Kivu and Nyungwe Forest in Rwanda.
It’s been amazing spending time with biker friends, first Havana and then Mbeche – and now it’s back to solo-ing as he’s headed back to Nairobi. If you missed it, jump to Part 1 (Nairobi to Lake Kivu) and Part 2 (Kivu to Kili) first!
Kwaheri! Thanks for good company, mechnical entertainment, chain lube and bike wash! ✌️
From Kilimanjaro I want to continue to the Usambara Mountains. As a child I heard of a beautiful flower from this place (which is named after it). Plus I enjoy hiking so this was going to be great 😁
And somehow I want to find my way to Diani in the end. I’ll be starting my 2023 work schedule with a week long engagement there!
A scenic but hoooot and windyyyy 200km until the foot of the mountains.
They got some pretty unique road signs in TZ!
I can’t help but think that in Kenya, the main “produce” in such geographies nowadays is charcoal, sacks lined up by the roadside. 🥴 But here they deployed an irrigation scheme and flooded some fields in the plains. Sacks of potatoes and tomatoes abound in all markets!
Turnoff from the highway and up to Lushoto on a well maintained, sometimes narrow road twisting up 800 or more metres. The journey takes an hour with photo stops.
After a late lunch I check into a decent room and dig out my walking shoes. An evening stroll takes me to Irente Viewpoint. Beautiful sunset and incredible views!
Day 2: More hiking and exploring!
Today I want to hike in Magamba Forest, a beautiful thick indigenous forest. Instead of using a guide I search for routes on Wikiloc. It’s a 5km walk through town and fields, and by the time I enter the forest I’ve finished my drinking water 😌
Up at the Viewpoint, there’s a young friendly ranger who sells water, charges the entrance fee and gives me directions for the remainder of the walk. I take his number just in case, because I wouldn’t be the first tourist getting lost at night here.
Once out of the forest, Lushoto town is a 3km walk back along the tarmac. It’s quite nice, mostly down hill and I glance at people’s houses and gardens and collect lots of greetings and smiles by school boys and girls. I realize that most women wear head scarves and skirts or dresses.
Everything’s great until I run into a group of construction workers who are walking uphill. One eyes me top to bottom, then stares at my breasts and loudly tells the others (in Kiswahili) to get for him that prostitute’s number because he really likes what he sees. Some of the others laugh, as we pass each other. I decide to let it slide, because who wants to deal with this kind of shit on holidays? Or any days?
After a micro seconds of self-doubt about the appropriateness of my clothing, I decide to shake it off.
It rains all night so I shelve the off-road route to Mambo viewpoint. Bucket list stuff! There has to be a next time!
Day 3: More mountains!
Day 18 on the road! Time to continue eastwards. Magoroto Forest is just 150km further. I book some recommended accomodation ahead, Mathias Cabin, having no clue how the road or place would look like 😅 But first back down to the Highway!
Onwards to Muheza town, I pass through Korogwe. I wonder if this Ginnery offers tours 🤔
The cabin’s caretaker meets me in Muheza town and gets on a boda to guide me to the place. He says it’ll take around 30 minutes. Shock on me!
Once out of town, we twist up a dirt road, the more beautiful views the higher we get. There are some sharp corners with ruts and big stones. It’s so comfortable and pleasurable with the 390s torque! At some point we enter a forest and as we exit, I realise we’re inside the clouds. Drizzle!
The road to the cottage becomes a steep single trail 😂 Quite slippery! I have no plans of dropping the bike, yet it’s too tall for me to put a foot down securely on this slope. When in doubt, gas it out! I run into some traction control related issues, but make it in the end. 💪
These are some beautiful and simple huts on top of the mountain! It rains all afternoon and night so I sleep inside clouds 💤
Day 4 – The longest day on this trip
Today I’m meant to get myself from mountains to the sea! But!
Everything is muddy. Visibility is low, it seems we’re still inside the clouds or some thick fog! I’m quite unsure whether to wait it out, as no-one can predict if the clouds or sun will win the race today.
The team sees my concern about the muddy steep corners and generously offers to help get the bike downhill to the village, which I happily accept 🤧
From the village it’s easier riding to enter the Forest Estate, which is a campsite and restaurant by the lake, complete with forest trails and a curio shop. The caretaker makes sure I’m comfortable and hands me over to the staff here.
I’m the only visitor this morning and swimming in this beautiful rain forest is just incredible!
Back down to the tarmac! I’m getting to practice standing cornering. Beautiful views across the valleys!
I’m really enjoying the larger wheels of my new girl. Quite a difference actually!
At 3pm I hit the tarmac. Onwards to Tanga!
Mabuyu trees, palm trees, humidity, the coastal feel is amazing 🤩
I receive a contact for a very beautiful beach place to stay at which is run by a biker. They closed for the week though (guess what, for a ride!) so I add Fish Eagle Point to the bucket list.
(Y’all didn’t know there’s tarmac in Mandera, right?)
Wow! I’m less than 100km from Dar! This country is so massive, yet somehow I crossed it.
Finally: Tanga! I ride around town looking for the Indian Ocean
NOTHING beats the smell and sight of the Indian Ocean. It’s been around 2,200km since leaving Lake Kivu. Thoroughly enjoying this trip!!
And yes, the crocodile in front of my bike looks like a log. 😂
After a quick meal in Tanga, I feel the urge to continue to Diani today. It’s 5pm and that’s only another 150kms.
Can you imagine such a sign in Kenya? Because bumps are so rare, they tell you how many to expect!
Somewhere just before the Kenyan border my bike turns 10,000km! I’ve basically doubled the new girl’s mileage in the last month since adoption her 😎
This is the least pleasant border crossing on the entire trip. First, the security staff want me to bring my entire luggage from the bike to a scanner (I decline). It’s five counters (health, immigrations, customs, immigrations, customs) and – excellent timing – a whole busload of travellers from a certain place in the West of Kenya with an entirely different concept of personal space pours into the hall. Finally, the customs team are watching soccer. Me and a truck guy knock at their window for several minutes to get their attention. 🤦🏼♀️
Wueh!
On entering Kenyan network my Airtel One Africa bundle that has taken me round all these foreign hills and water bodies stops working. Absolutely recommended at one thousand bob only! I top up a 254 bundle and head out
It’s 19:09 when I inform my ICE virtual escorts that I’m officially stamped back into Kenya and by 9pm I’m having pizza under palm trees in Diani.
Let me not tell you too many unnecessary details about how long I stay in Diani and what amazing, fun and relaxing things I do here!
But yes, I did carry work clothes all the way around East Africa, as I had a week-long workshop with one of my favourite clients!
Final day: Back to Nairobi! Today is day 30 of my roadtrip.
There’s something about bracing yourself for a ride back to Nairobi.
The drivers mostly actually. That carelessness, aggression and impatience. But also the state of the roads. Potholes, speed bumps or concrete pillars could have grown since the last time I was there!
I get some premium juice for the KTM and leave Diani just before 11am, curious to see how long the final 570kms may take!
I took the ferry quite a lot recently, so I choose the Shimba Hills route from Diani for today. The 22km rough road are in a terrible state with a thousand huge holes. Heavy trucks and some construction attempts are messing the road and it’s quite sandy, too. I remember beautiful smooth cruising from my last visit, but this time it’s not much fun even on an adv bike. Achieng may agree on this and Dindi disagree.
Riding between Voi and Emali is bsolute bliss… Fairly empty and the Tsavo road has been recarpeted in the bad spots!!
I have lunch in Mtito around 4pm. I take around 80-90 minutes for every 100kms today, with stops for photos, bush toilet and snacks.
Sunset over Makueni hills… Quite a treat 😊
Riding at night between slow and unlit trucks between Salama and Machakos junction takes up all my remaining energy… I’m happy when I get to the dual carriageway finally.
Athi Roundabout, Southern Bypass, Western Bypass – search for food – home!
4617.7km. What an amazing experience!
People ask me what on earth I do for work to have such opportunities to travel. Well, as a team we work pretty hard. We support fast growing organisations in answering big strategic questions. So we sat down and did the maths. We decided to close the office for three weeks to rest and rejuvenate after an intense business year and in anticipation for a kickass, energized 2023!
It might be different in other workplaces. Yet people love traveling! Adventure lovers all over are perfecting the ROI on their meagre leave day policies 🙂
Other bikers were also sharing their holiday trips on African Motorcycle Diaries (a Facebook forum). It was a fun exchange 😂 I missed a KTM lady by a day in Lushoto and Wakili passed Western Tanzania a few days before us.
Seeing how people live in other places and how they make things happen is such an inspiration. We have many big questions to answer as humans in 2023, from healthcare to livelihoods and climate justice. How do you feel about this saying: Think globally, then act locally!?
Despite all the Christmas traffic I arrived at Lake Kivu in excellent spirits (part 1 here). The next part of the adventure should lead me to some of Tanzania’s most beautiful spots, a country I’ve had many adventures in, but never ridden through before!
But first, Havana and I spend a few relaxed days at her place at Lake Kivu. I visit the nice massage place again, meditate by the lake’s pier and go for walks. She’s working all through the holidays, but is so generous with her space and we talk and catch up a lot in between.
A friendship that’s equally deeply supportive and easy flowing is a major gift in life!
We can’t wait for the long weekend and riding together!
After saying hi to the border officers, we continue towards Nyungwe Forest. Similar to Uganda (Day 2 here), also in Rwanda the army is protecting the Forest Reserve. From logging and poaching, I assume.
After coffee at Uwinka Visitors Center we continue Eastwards towards Huye (former Butare, Rwanda’s second largest city). I’ve not visited this area before and take in the many kilometres of wild indigenous forest, until we get to some hills where the forest ends and tea plantations start.
Some kids approach us asking for pens. They speak some impeccable Swahili and we realize their families must have fled DRC and they live in refugee camps in the area.
We continue towards Huye.
How’s riding in Rwanda? This pic says it all 🙂
After fueling in Huye, we continue towards Kigali.
We have a late lunch at Stafford (the other Stafford!) and it gets more busy as we approach Kigali.
On the last 20 or so kms on entering Kigali, we find some bad traffic built up. We move at snail pace down the hills between trucks. I remember a short cut that Tish and Chiri showed me last time. We find it and somehow manage the super sharp extra steep right turn without injuring any bikes in the process!
Google Maps does its thing leading us through side streets across a dozen hills and we arrive in Kigali at Havana’s friend’s place at dark. What a happy welcome by two happy dogs!
Next Day – New Year’s Eve in Kigali
It’s a holiday after all – the last day of the year! We review our 2022 and share aspirations and plans for 2023. Just yummy Indian food and dogs and girls catching up.
We head out to celebrate New Year’s Eve with some friends. A little dancing and beers. This city (well country!) is soooo organised, even the fireworks happen in a centralized place! 😃
Day 2 – The most eventful 1st January in history
We somehow make it to bed before 3am, knowing we have a guest to pick up in the morning at the border. Mbeche from our Nyumba Kumi is on his way to Kigali. He will join me for the Burundi-Tanzania leg of the trip. Yes, Burundi. That is the plan for today.
He somehow managed to reach Masaka in Uganda last night and gets up early to cover the remaining 300km to the Rwandan border Gatuna before breakfast.
We leave Kigali around 9 to meet him in Gatuna at 10am.
Havana will have to ride back home today! We plan to split up at Kigali, and meanwhile sandwich Mbeche who is new to riding on the correct side 👌 of the road.
Until I spot something interesting on the left side of the road: A suspension bridge crossing a small river.
Curiosity gets the better part of me, and we bid Havana goodbye, who has to cover a good 250km to get home.
Mbeche and I agree to have a late breakfast in Kigali, and plan out the route for today (go to Burundi? or directly to Tanzania?)
We get to Kigali just after noon and Maps navigates us to a restaurant that looks nice. Town is generally pretty deserted but a road near the Convention Center is closed. As I try another route, I get us lost, or rather we end up in a place that looks very official, with lots of flags and government offices in a large roundabout on a hilltop.
I stop briefly so I can figure out the directions on Maps until I think I know the way and continue moving. In my mirror I can see Mbeche not moving, but I’m not so concerned given he usually catches up fast. After two more turns I reach the restaurant, but no sign of him. A few minutes later I backtrack, just to find him stalled at the very place on the hill top, now with a Rwandan military official next to him.
His bike is not starting! We use our combined tools, brains and my internet to trouble shoot the error code (“crankshaft position sensor“). This might not be the best spot to repair a bike. Two civilians right outside the Ministry of Defence on a public holiday, one being an overly muscular black Kenyan wearing a camouflage balaclava + camel bak and heavy boots, the other one a white woman with a big orange motorbike. 😬
We just can’t figure out the error, remove and check different parts of the bike following various manuals from different websites we find. We assume the crankshaft positioning is fine, but the sensor throwing an error prevents the ECU from starting the bike.
No, we don’t take any photos. We are stressed!
A second and later third (equally armed) officer join the first one. We’ve taken over an hour here!
It’s around 3pm and Mbeche hasn’t eaten anything today. This year so to speak. The soldiers are a friendly type of watchful but really – we can’t overstay our visit at the gate of the Ministry of Defence, can we?
Rwandan bikers share phone numbers of their mechanics – but today being the 1st of January, we are requested to come visit the workshop tomorrow.
I offer to ride back to Havana’s friend’s place – first to ascertain how far and hilly it will be to reach there (this is Kigali, friends!), and also to ask her if we can stay another night. She’s very welcoming and laughs at our misadventure.
It’s not very far from where the bike is to her house, and gladly it’s mostly flat or downhill. We agree that we will somehow roll or push this 200kg piece of metal there. Struck by brilliance, Mbeche tries out jumpstarting the bike while it’s rolling down a hill. The Yamaha roars to life!
Shock on our faces. We repeat the same trick. Still works. Is it safe to ride to Tanzania now? After all the bike can be push started! We agree it’s worth seeing the fundi after all tomorrow.
We take an evening stroll around Kigali, and look for a place with a view and a drink. We can’t appreciate our host enough for providing us refuge!
Day 3 (well, 11 in total) – Not sure where we will reach today
We pushstart the bike to visit the recommended fundi Emme. He’s along some cobblestone roads up on a hill with narrow roads and a good number of mechanics and spare parts shops. Can you imagine a very clean, extremely organized and quiet Kirinyaga Road? Probably not, ey? Go see it: KN 130 Street
While the two get to work, I go look for breakfast next door (say, on Tom Mboya Street).
The mech is convinced that the crankshaft position sensor is fine. But the stator motor is not. It’s worn out. He brilliantly sources a Rav 4 spare from a shop nearby and solders it in place.
Success! The bike starts on the push of a button, as desired!
We look for Rwandan money to pay the mech’s dues – then head out towards Rwamagana and Eastern Rwanda. Burundi is not an option anymore and we decide to shorten the trip, heading to Tanzania directly.
But there’s one more thing I have to do before leaving Rwanda!
I spot Jackfruit on the road side! Fene! Fenesi!
As we park the bikes, the whole village turns up. We don’t seem to have a spoken language in common but sign language and smiles always work! The fruit is quite cheap and the market women pool their coins to hand me my change, as I tentatively hand over my 1,000 RWF note.
YUMMMM!!!
And how scenic the area is, with green hills and rock formations 😲
Within few hours from Kigali we reach Rusumo Border. It’s one of those One-Stop-Borders, where you ride to the other side first, then handle all aspects of leaving one and entering the other country in one building.
On riding through the 2km or so securely fenced border area, which is quite beautiful between hills and crossing the Rusumo river, I spot a bunch of military in the hedges. At some point three trucks are oncoming on my lane. Ooops. Time to return to the left side of the road!
Noone on this trip has asked me for my yellow fever certificate so far. But right here, on entering TZ, I realize I left mine in Nairobi, some 2,000 km away. The Port Health officer looks at me with those eyes. Luckily I’m able to retrieve it from my documents saved on the cloud using some very shaky Airtel mobile network.
When crossing a land border, the biggest horror is usually a bus load of 50+ humans in the immigrations queue before you. We somehow sneak through the door quicker than them! I had applied for and paid my visa online, so we clear Immigrations quite quickly.
On entering Tanzanian network, our phones switch an hour forward back to East African time. Procedures took a little longer, as both countries’ customs offices were keen to inspect the bikes before issuing the import/export permits.
By the time we finish the border crossing, it’s already sunset time.
Stunning. And as we stop for pics, a drunk guy runs after my bike, seemingly overexcited to sell me something, but he might have as well pushed me over. 🤯
In complete darkness, we navigate the next 20 or kilometers. The road has potholes and we nearly crash into some random closed barrier. Wow. A cruising speed of 50 will have to do this evening.
The area seems sparsely populated. We reach a small shopping center with various accomodation options, mostly aimed at truck drivers. Single rooms start at around 300 KES but we opt for slightly more comfortable accomodation (Prosper Lodge in Nyakasanza).
The universe loves us though! There’s a nice cafe offering buffet dinner and we add Chipsi Mayai as a dessert. It’s Mbeche’s first time in TZ so we’re having fun practicing our kiswahili sanifu with kaka-ing and omba-ing.
Day 4: Today we want to cover 630km up to Singida
The bikes are behaving well. Roads are wide and empty!
Just a few trucks and busses but we mostly smoke them. Today we learn that each village or shopping center has a speed limit of 50 km/h and most have a barrier at the end of it, manned by police.
The barriers are all open and we get into a good rhythm of speeding up and down, respecting our bikes just as much as the local residents.
Lots of cross winds today! My old bike was naked but light and less powerful, sometimes thrown away by wind easily. Natasha can confirm. The 390adv with lots of body surface feels more wind susceptible yet heavy and powerful enough. I don’t slow down really but still find it physically tiring to keep counter steering upwards of 110.
The Fazer or rather the owner doesn’t seem to notice the wind.
Beautiful Tanzania!
Our lunch consists of Chipsi Mayai and Soda. It is HOT in this January sun. Today’s topic of discussion is fuel quality. It’s a little cheaper but seems to run through the engines like water (figuratively speaking!). We haven’t seen any petrol station of a brand we know.
According to our maths, we have just about 1-2 hours remaining to our destination and we pull up at a place serving fresh juice.
We think we got a loooot of time to kill and hang out at the juice place stretching our backs. We can easily do the remaining 150km or so quickly, right?
We move swiftly until Mbeche suddenly stops. The Fazer randomly indicates a full tank. Oh wait, it’s not full tank. It’s a high temperature warning from the cooling system.
We hold a meeting to figure out the issue. A lot of coolant has disappeared from the cooling system! How? We refill it with water. How do you ride a 4 cylinder 600cc engine “carefully”? 🙈🙈🙈
The last hour into Singida is really pretty, approaching some mountains, then riding through them.
Somehow we make it to Singida town with the last sunlight and the Fazer intact. Lake Singida to our left.
We spot a Total petrol station! Quality Fuel with a 95 rating!
They don’t sell coolant, but point us to a second Total. A second Total!!
Kenyan Biker friends had recommended Amenity Paradise Hotel in Singida, and we pull up, with the manager who expects us providing a warm welcome.
There’s something about Tanzanian rice (yes, wali, mchele!) you can’t explain. It’s so fragrant and tasty! We order a full chicken kienyeji for dinner with some mchicha.
I’m too tired to even consider a beer 🤦🏼♀
Day? – Onwards to Arusha!
It’s the 5th day on this lag and my 13th day on this trip. The morning sees Mbeche changing the Fazer’s coolant. Cause Wueh!
We head out towards Lake Manyara by 11 or so.
It’s beautiful riding, no winds and I finally get to test the bike’s speed!
Of course we have to try out the local snacks. Y’all know Peanuts Karanga?
Then there’s this huge mountain coming up. Kili? Not really. Turns out to be Mt. Meru!
Approaching Arusha area, rain clouds gather
Sooooooo prreeeetttttyyyyy!!!
Arusha town welcomes us with bus-car-daladala-tuktuk-boda chaos. Slightly overwhelmed, I pull up at a petrol station where we filter Google Maps accomodation results by budget, make a few calls and take a pick. We end up at quite a forgetful guest house to be honest but clean. And the hot water worked, what else do you need?
I need cash, so we walk around town looking for an ATM. This is when we learn about Safaricom Global M-Pesa, where I end up withdrawing Tanzanian Shillings for less fees at a better rate through a Vodafone money agent than any bank has provided on this trip before!
Day 6 – Kiluletwa Springs and Kili – Vacationing in Moshi!
From Arusha, Moshi is not really far. We pass by another place with a memorable name. TZ just kills it with the names of towns!
About 20km off the highway lies a little gem I’ve been told about: Kikuletwa Springs, a community-run natural pool to chill and swim.
After some 20km rough roads, it feels GREAT to remove the sweaty gear and take a swim 💃🏻
Pure bliss! There’s even a swing. Little fish chew our feet and it feels like 2023 is off to an excellent start 💫
Kibandas provide different lunch options. The only thing missing is ice cream 😋
At last we pack up and climb the bikes. When we get back to the highway (really just a narrow two-way tarmac road), we are meant to turn right towards Moshi. I stop a few metres before the junction to buy some water. No kiosk sells water and I buy it at a bar at double the price.
We have half an hour to Moshi, and the gentleman volunteers to sweep. As I wait at the junction for traffic to clear so I can take my right turn, out of nowhere a skinny, middle-aged man runs towards my bike and switches it off. This is a tall bike and as usual, I’m holding it with one foot down only. I nearly drop the bike in the surprise moment. The guy tries to shove me off my bike. It’s extremely confusing cause it feels like daylight robbery! I’m not getting off the bike, so he tries to push the bike while I sit on it, but it’s in gear and can’t move. Finally, he removes the key.
A second guy, also in civilian clothes, with limited English comes to explain to me that I’m doing an illegal turn and I’m arrested 😬 🤣 🤬. A high volume, high speed conversation ensues between the two guys (Kanjo??) and Mbeche in Swahili.
I ask ask for their ID (none!) and insist the conversation happens in English, given I’m the aggrieved party. This throws off the two guys, and they have to call in their boss who speaks English.
We’re still in the middle of the road, what a scene! Bodas are watching but not getting involved. A friendly Tanzanian gentleman approaches us and enquires what the issue is. There is of course no signage whatsoever indicating that a right turn isn’t allowed and I explain the assault that took place. He convinces the guys that creating such a violent reception to tourists is not good for Tanzania’s brand and that if there is any fine to be paid, he will pay it for us. (Which there isn’t).
No, there are no photos.
We are released and take the correct detour to enter the highway.
On arrival in the guest house, we realize there’s no power in Moshi today.
We chill, review the pictures from the off-road swimming trip and replay the Kanjo scene in our minds. Too nuts!
Towards sunset, we walk through town looking for a restaurant and find a local place serving fish and rice.
Maybe it’s the long power cut that spoilt the fish. Or maybe we’re just exhausted and the beer didn’t go down well?
But we both get some serious food poisoning that night. I don’t get much sleep 🤢
Day 7: Recovery day in Moshi
We chew some dry toast, do laundry and clean the bikes. Around 3pm we finally feel strong enough to head out and explore the route behind Kilimanjaro.
Quite beautiful but we’re not enjoying it as much as the previous days’ riding. Rwanda and entering Tanzania from the West was just an incredible experience!
The riding at least aids the recovery of our appetite! We have dinner at a garden restaurant with glances at Kilimanjaro at sunset. What a chill evening to finish off an eventful few days 😁
From here, Mbeche returns to Nairobi as work calls. He receives a friendly escort from Namanga by bikers from our NK. I still have a week left, and will continue eastwards to the Usambara Mountains, with the aim of reaching the Indian Ocean and crossing over to Diani from there.
We really had fun! Not all two riders make good riding buddies!
What made these 1300 kms together smooth is an extra positive mindset, being accomodating to each other’s riding styles and an adventurous spirit. Plus the Fazer’s music turned heads in each village 😆
Y’all know the itch when there’s a route you want to try out?
What if it’s 1150km from home? When I rode to Rwanda in July, I missed seeing a small corner of Uganda, that I had heard so much about: The Kabale Kisoro twisties. 🖤💛❤️🖤💛❤️
There is also a very specific spot I wanted to go swim at near Moshi in Tanzania: Kikuletwa Springs. And a mountain to hike that a flower is named after that I remember from my childhood.
In short: East Africa was calling.
I acquired (and then lowered) a pre-loved KTM 390adv just a few weeks before Christmas. The new girl’s logbook came through last minute, so out we were!
A 3-week trip through 4 countries covering over 4,600 km – which I’ll share with you in 3 parts:
Part 1: Nairobi to Lake Kivu. Glances at Lake Bunyonyo, the Impenetrable Forest and a bunch of hair needle turns made me forget the rough Kisumu and Kampala Xmas traffic 😎☺️💯 Sunset at Lake Kivu should be on everyone’s bucket list 💙💙💛💚
Part 2: Kivu to Kili. Exploring beautiful roads with friends. Plus New Years in Kigali and a few bike repairs on the roadside
Part 3: Usambara Mountains to Diani and back to Nairobi. Hiking, swimming and relaxing!
Now here’s part 1!
PS: A detailed explanation of the border crossing procedure and requirements can be found in an earlier article here.
Part 1: Nairobi to Lake Kivu (3.5 days)
Maybe leaving Nairobi on Friday 23rd December at noon isn’t such a brilliant idea. But well. I set out westwards from Limuru down the Mai Mahiu route and aim to sleep in Busia.
All packed! What could possibly go wrong?
After circumventing some bad traffic down the escarpment, I head towards Narok and Sotik: Sweet empty roads! Some rains to bless the journey!
Just before Ahero, I find some mad traffic.
After kms of tight lane splitting, things get no better.
When the rain starts and some kadudu car gets stuck in front of me up a muddy hill, I decide to take a break.
The locals welcome me home and explain that I’m witnessing the Annual Migration – “they only visit once a year”.
I have dinner at the petrol station. The jam moves by 15 metres in those 90 minutes.
As night falls, I decide to just look for where to sleep. Magic! The petrol station has some rooms – with running water! And that’s how I only manage 320km today and sleep in Ahero 🙂
I’m up at 6am with a goal to sleep in Mbarara in Southern Uganda – some 600km away. But I find the same jam outside my window!
With day light, I’m able to navigate around the traffic easier.
Once past Kisumu town, roads are empty and I’m finally able to twist the throttle. When I rode here in July with Havana, I used my 125cc bike. I’ll one day write about this bike upgrade. Right now I enjoy averaging 100 km/h as opposed to 75 on empty roads – saves time and feels comfortable and safe!
After a triple banana breakfast in Luanda, I find looong queues at Busia border crossing. I’m not the only person trying to get to Uganda this Christmas!
It’s already 11:30am by the time I leave the Ugandan side towards Kampala. I stop for a late lunch at Java in Jinja, and it’s 3:20pm when I get to the Nile bridge in Jinja. I still know the route to the old bridge off-head and take some forbidden pics of the forbidden new bridge.
Riding through Mabira Forest Reserve, I witness a police pick-up car chasing down boda bodas carrying firewood that was evidently illegally logged from the forest. As one boda falls on the roadside at high speed, I wonder how the maths of poverty, climate change and conservation will work out over the next years.
Approaching Mukono the traffic gets really tight. It is indeed the 24th December, and people are travelling for Christmas! I’m already tired of lane splitting, going slow and tip toeing on the tall(er), heavy bike!
From Kireka I take the bypass, which is blissfully empty. What a spirited ride, with captivating views across the many hills of Kampala!
Once the bypass ends, the jam and the chaos starts again. I’m taking lessons in lane splitting from the bodas – we think bodas in Kenya do risky stunts, but please go see for yourself in Uganda!
Before long, the sun sets and I stop for pics at a petrol station. The askari approaches me and tells me I’m not allowed to take photos of the petrol station, nor my bike on the sidwalk next to the petrol station. So many beautiful things to experience in the Pearl of Africa – just don’t let such issues dampen your mood!
For safety I decide against pushing onwards to Masaka. I pull up at a hotel with good Google Maps ratings just after Kampala. It’s Christmas and they are offering massage and steam bath. Why not?
353km today!
Day 3 – Finally Open Roads!
Good morning! My goal is to ride the Kisoro twisties, then sleep in Kisoro, at the DRC border in Southwestern Uganda – which is 460km away.
I agree with myself over breakfast we’ll be minimizing photo stops.
At the Equator sign I have a very pleasant conversation with a Muslim family. It’s 25th December and I ask them where they’re travelling for the holiday. Big blunder. I’m informed that they are not on holiday because it’s Christmas and they’re not Christians. Semantics across cultures are always fascinating!
South the Equator, the road gets pretty empty. The rumble strips are just too many and at some point I have a sharp pain in my lower pelvis. I realized that the KTMs suspensions are great but maybe not great enough to protect my inner organs from being violently shaken, when lazily sitting on the bike. Henceforth I stand and bend at the rumble strips.
EDIT: A reader reached out and asked about this. So let me say a bit more: On this and earlier offroad-rides I’ve experienced random (i.e. not cycle related) cramps and even light bleeding when throttling over corrugations or bumpy patches repeatedly. Men may or may not experience this, because well, their organs in that area are different and any blood from light blood vessel tears may not necessarily come out (or would it?)
I’m really not the expert here, but I was taught at Offroad Adventures that the best way of avoiding riding related damage in organs (kidney, ovary, spine etc) is taking the following riding position: Bending forward (hinging forward, really) at the hip, therefore completely disconnecting the upper body from the rattling and shaking that the bike and lower body go through. Looks less cool than standing upright on your GS but gives you much better control of the bike, too (centre of gravity, elbows out, and all that). Happy to learn what others have experienced – leave a comment or reach out!
Before long I’m in Mbarara and take the Bypass towards Kabale.
It’s very pretty and I seem to have forgotten the issue of photo stops.
I’m just about to enter the twisties where we had our unfortunate accident half a year ago, when it starts raining heavily and I stop.
As I buy some water and chat with a shopkeeper and his daughter chilling under their roof, a local boda passes by with his christmas drink. It’s a kind of silly but very peaceful moment. I think of my friend who’s still recovering from his injuries he sustained near here. I also think about how unquenchable the thirst of adventure is.
The Kabale twisties are just so beautiful, despite the rain!
The trip counter shows 385km when I stop in Kabale for some samosas. I’m VERY excited about the route to Kisoro down the escarpment.
But first the road passes through beautiful hills, quiet villages and allows beautiful glances across Lake Bunyonyo
Oh boy! So pretty! We’re getting closer to the DRC and I pass a friendly military stop. And then I get to some steep hair pin turns.
I spot a cone in the distance, which turns out to be Muhabura Vulcano at the border with Rwanda. I’m in Gorilla territory now!
I get to Kisoro around 7pm, and Google Maps takes me through an adventurous rough road to my destination.
Dinner takes two hours to prepare, so I get to edit a helmet cam video. Enjoy a few twisty kms from this evening on this video link!
465km done today!
Day 4
Today I’ll enter Rwanda and ride along Lake Kivu. It’s only 180km from here to my friend’s place!
So first I want to explore Kisoro town! I also need to get some UGX from a bank because I ran out of cash due to spending an extra night in Uganda.
There’s quite a number of children and adults asking for money on the streets. We’re just a few kms and a (closed) border away from the DRC, where rebel groups are turning peoples’ lives into hell and making them flee their homes and land.
Being stared at and followed by people under the influence of alcohol makes me enjoy the walk through Kisoro town less and I head back to the hotel. I meet a Ugandan rider who’s attending to his bike and who’s planning to cross to Rwanda today, too. Around noon I head towards the border, very sure he’ll catch up with me.
Can you see these rumble strips? Nuts!
It’s a swift 15 minute twisty ride to the border town Kyanika – these corners are troublesome to trucks, as evidenced!
The border crossing at Cyanika takes much longer than expected. The Ugandan side is cleared in 5 minutes, but the Rwandan customs official takes at least 75 minutes to type my details into his system. More than enough time for the Honda NC 750 to catch up!
On entering Rwanda, we are welcomed by five speed cameras in quick succession. As he’s headed to Kigali, we part ways at the next major junction, and I have around 100km left for the day.
Once at the Gisenyi junction, I recognize different spots along the route and start missing my riding buddy Havana! Other than some brief drizzle, it’s beautiful, twisty riding along empty roads and relaxed villages.
The beautiful sight of Lake Kivu in the distance!
The speed limit of 60 is trickier to keep with the KTM than it was last time with the Spirit, y’all!
Entering my pal’s town Karongi with the last rays of sun!
Just in time for a breathtaking sunset over Lake Kivu!
And a huge fish for dinner 🙂
And here’s the best part of the trip: One of Havana’s BIG HUGS!
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas, everyone! Wasn’t 2022 epic?
My month in Rwanda is coming to an end. Beautiful riding and new friendships. I enjoy Kigali’s bars and cafes with views across the many hills.
But Nairobi is calling.
I want to use the back route and explore Western Uganda, avoiding the main highway. I take leave and have around six days to get back home; covering around 1500km.
To be honest, I didn’t plan much. I just wanted to float.
How it ended up going:
Want to catch up on how I got to Rwanda? Here are the earlier episodes:
Nairobi to Lake Kivu (3.5 day ride) – article here
Lake Kivu & Ngungwe Forest & Rusizi border ride – article here
Now a solo return to Nairobi – using the scenic route!
Day 31: Leaving Kigali
That was fast. Or maybe I have just figured out the border procedure by now.
Remember to keep left – you’re back in Uganda now!
By the time I arrive in Kabale, it’s raining. The mountains North of Kabale are covered in thick clouds. I put on the rain gear and ride up North navigating the twisties carefully.
Quick photo stop at the arguably most important statue in East Africa. It gets hot again!
The road branching off left at Ntungamo towards Fort Portal does not look very inviting. It’s narrower and a bit pot-hole-ish and cloud towards Rwenzori Mountains are increasing. I’m torn. The whole point is adventure. Remembering the thousand rumble strips on the main highway and violent drivers, I turn left.
I spot some crater lakes on Maps and note it’s 79km to go. A little more than an hour without photo stops. I hit the road.
It never works without photo stops. And rain gear stops.
At some point I get to a roundabout. There’s a left and a right turn, but no straight. There is a Shell petrol station. The first one for a month, as there’s no Shell in Rwanda. I get excited for a minute. V-Power! Civilization!
Then it dawns on me that there should not be a roundabout on my 79km. And no T-Junction. Something is off. I pull out my phone and realize I didn’t press Start on Maps, and missed a right turn. I’m 30 rainy km off in the wrong direction. And how is it 3pm already?
Great. But there is a road up North which I decide to follow.
Until.
Yes, I can continue straight. Through 30km hilly offroad on a rainy day. Or not. I decide to backtrack to the junction I missed.
It’s 4pm now. And from here it gets PRETTY!!
At Ishaka the road from Mbarara joins us from the right. The whole area has very sensible tarmac and very little traffic.
I pass a bunch of crater lakes, each worth a visit and picnic. Then I pass some viewpoints and ride down into empty vast Savannah.
Queen Elizabeth National Park! A Ugandan biker had recommended Kazinga Camp but they are booked out. I find Tembo Lodge on Maps and ride in.
Even a welcoming (!?) hippo! I am given a sensible rate for room and dinner, and decide to spend the night here. But not before exploring the rough road into the National Park with the remaining sunlight.
It’s beautiful sunset riding, but sadly I get to the park gate within minutes. “Bikes are generally not allowed, but exceptions can be made.” Understandably, this is not an option at night…
The team at Tembo has three vegetarian dinner options. It’s yummy but the ten thousand lake flies make me flee to my room very fast after dinner.
Day 32: Rwenzori Mountain Range and Fort Portal
Tourism day! 114km to Fort Portal – all along the Rwenzori Mountains, maybe stealing glances at the glaciers and peaks above 5,000m.
If yesterday’s scenery and empty roads are anything to go by, today will be beautiful!
In Kasese town I get into a misunderstanding at the Total petrol station. I have to ride and get cash from an AMT, as my VISA card is not accepted. The attendant follows me closely on a boda so I don’t escape with the 5 litres of petrol.
It’s all very beautiful scenery and peaceful riding. I filter through Booking.com and pass by the recommended The Dutchess to check out the rooms and vybe. There’s a room with a shared bathroom within my budget, and I bump into the manager who gives me some tips to explore the area in the afternoon.
He’s not as enthusiastic about me riding to Ntoroko, a fishing village at Lake Albert, and mentions the UG-DRC border being more volatile and less hospitable due to smuggling activities. What looks like a cute peninsula along the lake according to him is an overgrown area, with no café or restaurant and is not a place to make friends – if at all I want to go there, I could ride to the UWA (the KWS equivalent) bandas, take a photo and return without talking to anyone to avoid trouble!
I’m of course tickled to do it anyways, but then he raises another idea: A hidden escarpment, with an offroad ride through some mountains to hot springs.
Now that sounds like a sensible afternoon!
I cannot wait to offload the luggage and head out!
Quickly leaving Fort Portal behind heading westwards
In the hostel there was a mention of an escarpment. But in no way did I expect to find this:
What heaven! It gets better with each corner. The tarmac is washed out in some spots by the rain, but it’s 99% great.
The valley is very beautiful too. Soon I’ll have to decide if I turn right towards Lake Albert or go straight to the Hot Springs.
Hot springs it is. Before long, the “old road” branches to the left. A chance to explore some off-road? I’ll take it.
There are some houses and farms. I stop to greet a boda who tells me I shouldn’t bother with the route. It’s steep. He and his passenger both fold their arms indicating a 45% gradient. I tell him I want to try it. He eyes my tires and says “Okay, but be careful.” But of course, yes!
It takes me a good hour for the 15kms over the Buranga Pass, mostly because I take a hundred photos in all angles. The map is thoroughly confusing. I can see the tarmac road directly below me but I’m at least 400m above it! How on earth will I get down? Just how steep will that squiggly road be?
It’s getting late, so I get to practice some of the cornering techniques Grace and her team showed me… and before long I get to the tarmac near the Hot Springs.
There’s a small river somewhere along this green space, it’s the border to DRC. In fact, at some point my phone roams on DRC network and adjusts the time backwards by an hour – confusion much!
I stop at the junction to the old road to buy some water and catch up with the bodas. My guy is also there and nods in acknowledgement. I now think he hasn’t been to that other side in a while.
The sunset across the valley is just the killer!
Usually you wait for the road to clear to take pictures. This place is deserted. So I wait for some minutes just to get some action on the cam!
Day 33: Fort Portal to Kampala
I don’t know what to expect. A Ugandan biker had suggested that I go via Hoima instead of taking the direct road. “The Government is constructing the road”. This would add 100km to my route to 400km total. I want to maximize the time in Kampala with my friend and her kids.
The first 30km are BEAUTIFUL! Smooth tarmac through tea plantations. Then it gets a little rough, but nothing too bad with the right playlist (Thank you, nani!)
Just around 100km into my day, I find there’s not much tarmac left around the potholes. You can imagine what cars and trucks do if they find crater-like potholes on their side of the road and there’s “only” a motorbike on the oncoming lane.
My plan to arrive in Kampala for lunch is out of reach, as I’m averaging 40/50 only.
And it gets worse as I get closer to construction. Or rather, the road was graded in anticipation for construction. It’s many kilometers of gravel with dust.
Finally, I pull up at the petrol station at Mityana. I’m covered in dust. The water I drink tastes dusty. The bike has a dust layer – which just looks horrible on a red shiny bike! My first attempt at a non-earth coloured bike – I might be too lazy for this in the long-run… I try to clean the helmet and visor without scratching it.
A white guy chats me up, who is caging and stayed in the same hostel in Fort Portal. The Shell staff can’t agree whether the road continues as bad or gets better from here.
It turns out to be better from here onwards and I reach Kampala by 3pm.
The roads in Western Uganda were fairly empty, much safer than the main highway through Masaka. Now it’s just a quick 20km dash on the Northern Bypass to my friend’s place. An overspeeding SUV overtakes me closely in my line while I overtake a slow truck. Completely and unnecessarily putting me at risk. There’s something about Ugandan roads that takes some adjusting.
My friend welcomes me warmly and we catch up on life over dinner! Steamed Matooke and G-Nut Sauce!
Day 35: Back to Kenya
How close to Nairobi can I get? It’s 650km!
I leave Kampala early with plans to have breakfast in Jinja and by miracle reach Nakuru today. Same route as five weeks ago!
After fuelling in Mukono, I head out Eastwards towards the forest. The roads are empty, and aside from some slow moving trucks I’m making good progress.
In Jinja, I want to try a local hipster looking breakfast joint I had scouted online (The Hangout Jinja). They unfortunately don’t allow me to park inside the compound and I don’t feel like parking on the road with my luggage strapped on the bike. I find my way to Java instead where the askari waves me to park next to his chair at the main door.
Around 10am I head out from Jinja with plans to reach Busia by 12.
As I pull up at the border in the same parking spot, the same cop stands guard. She asks me where my friend is. I admit that I left her behind somewhere in Rwanda. She must see a lot in this job, because she just nods. Border clearing is quite fast, but I cannot find my Safaricom SIM card anywhere. I had made a little paper envelope for it, which is torn. Damn it!
After navigating the horribly rough road welcoming people to Kenya, I spend 45 minutes at Busia’s Safaricom outlet to get the SIM card replaced. I have all kinds of currencies on me, but zero KES. You just never know. m-pesa is water and water is life.
From Busia to Luanda the road is empty. At the Shell in Luanda, the attendant asks me where my friend is. I admit that I left her behind somewhere in Congo. The guy looks at me with big eyes. Havana, we must have left quite an impression!
In Kisumu I ride through town, leaving the bump-infested bypass aside. It’s sunny and hot. It’s four days to elections and I expected campaigns but nothing much is going on.
Lunch!
From Ahero, I continue towards Muhoroni. Clouds are gathering over the mountains. I consider the Kericho route, but don’t see myself escaping the rain either way.
The rain starts in Koru and sunlight ends right after.
I have around 40km left to Londiani Junction. I meet a bunch of bikers who are heading westwards this Friday evening (for elections?). My gloves are soaked and Riftvalley August nights are chilly! At some point I stop on the road side and pull up booking.com on my phone and filter through the accommodation options. To reach Nakuru I’d have to use the highway and I wasn’t feeling it on a Friday night on wet roads.
I find a decent looking place and navigate there with my last 4% of battery. The road is a disaster, with a million potholes and deep trenches at the edges.
And this is how I find myself in Molo that night. Molo! Go figure!
The manager at Green Garden Lodge tells me to use a small connection road from Molo to the main highway, as the Molo road itself gets even more horrible up to Nakuru.
Day 36: Molo to Nairobi
In my wisdom I had packed one change of clothes in my small bag, and don’t need to repack the big bag that morning.
I leave before breakfast and navigate to the highway
I find the Molo stretch empty, the Gilgil area empty, the Delamere area empty. Miracles happen!
After breakfast in Naivasha the emptiness continues. It’s spooky. This highway is never this clear – and it’s 3 days to elections!
Well of course from Soko Mjinga it gets busier, but I travel behind a truck and all goes well.
Nevertheless, I am happy as I reach the Limuru swamp. There’s this little road safety statue on the left side, a completely destroyed car which aims to remind drivers to be careful.
And BOY did we have some bad encounters on this trip.
A total of 1530km since I left Kigali.
I am mesmerized from the beauty I saw in Western Uganda. I’d love to do it again and explore some of the valleys more, maybe hop over to DRC, though maybe with a faster bike.
I had religiously taken photos with the relieve app during the last 1200km of the trip. Around 80 or so pics. Now it turns out that the free version of relieve only allows 10 photos per video. So I activate the free trial of the paid version which only allows 50 photos. I end up removing many nice photos. What crap! I create and download the video and delete the app.
Whoever had a question about the Spirit’s top speed, here comes your answer!
Thank you Havana for inviting me on this incredible adventure and your friendship!
To the new friends made in Rwanda and Uganda, we shall soon ride together again.
To Paul, so many bikers and non-bikers have reached out to me and shared their recovery wishes.
Thanks to the bikers and WBA who have been so enthusiastic about putting together a first responder training with me, so that we can be well-prepared for the eventualities. For August we’re running a safety campaign, learning more about the many puzzle pieces of safety on two wheels. (Get the videos on IG under the hashtag #safetyWithWBA — link)
For my little virtual escort whatsapp group and everyone who kept checking in along the journey: Thanks for being available, for commenting on my photos and keeping me company even if you had mad FOMO in the office 🙂
Dear Reader, thanks for joining me on my first trip outside Kenya and hopefully not the last! Please comment on this post with more idea and experiences for great routes!
We have to extend our temporary bike import permits. They were only valid for two weeks. This can be done at any customs office of Rwanda Revenue Authority. Now, we’re around 100km in any direction from the next office.
We went North to Gisenyi last weekend (get the story here) and decide to go South to the Rusizi border for the paperwork.
We get up early and head out before 6am. The goal is to get to Nyungwe Forest for lunch, as we missed to see this famous forest last weekend.
It gets more beautiful by the minute!
Not everyone’s awake yet fully. At one of the many sunrise photo stops, a side stand is MIA and Mugabe goes back to sleep. His left eye comes off in the process.
I can’t figure out how to fit it back to the holder and we end up taping the lamp to the bike – at least the cable won’t get damaged by dangling along the hundreds of km we have ahead.
See how the road snails along the lake? Incredible riding!
There’s a long steep downhill and I’m riding behind one of those ninja cyclists who’s flying downhill at high speeds… I’m trying to keep up with him in the corners and my odo hits 72 as I spot the speed camera and let him go 🚲 💨 😂
After 90km of beautiful twisty riding we enter the RN6 highway that connects Butare to Rusizi/DRC
And then it gets really chilly and I instinctively know what comes next
Time for roadside breakfast overlooking tea plantations
Before long we descend back down to the Lake and enter Rusizi town. This is the Southern end of Lake Kivu and a river is separating Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of Congo here.
Within two minutes we arrive at the border point Pont I (There’s also a Pont II)
We park and look for the customs office. Upon presenting our objective, we’re informed that yes, it can be done here, but we will need to pay the fee in cash and only in USD. What on earth? How unexpected. All we have is MoMo.
We find a momo agent, a forex and get a sensible rate
From here the procedure has several steps, including showing our logbooks, a physical bike inspection, taking of photos, approvals, printing of a new permit and another approval step.
In short: a lot of waiting
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Ladies and Gentlemen: The Congolese border has running water in the toilets – unlike Busia!!
Similar price: 200 RWF (20 bob) and I’m told “Il faut payer” – slightly more polite than “Lipa Kwanza” but same message.
We find out that the paperwork can only be extended by one month at a time. If you plan to use your foreign vehicle in Rwanda, you’ll be making regular trips to customs offices.
After around 90 minutes: Success! Our bike permits are extended and we pass by Emeraude Kivu Resort for coffee and ridiculous views across the lake, river and Bukavu town on the DRC side.
Next stop: Nyungwe Forest!
It’s about 60km to Uwinka Visitors’ Center and beautiful relaxing riding.
We enter a huge dense forest, the highway cuts right through it!
To enter the Canopy Walk we will have to wait for two hours, because there’s no guide available. 3pm? That should be our departure time if we want to get home with sunlight.
We decide that a selfie will have to do
They have a nice cafeteria built into the trees so we order drinks, then chill and enjoy the green views
Tish and Chiri join us for lunch.
It’s been two weeks since we rode together from Gatuna! Lots to catch up on.
No, I wasn’t the only one talking!
It takes the restaurant 90 minutes to prepare 4 burgers, so we head out quickly after lunch
And what an epic collection of bikes awaits us!
We have 115km to get back to Kibuye. There’s enough food in the fridge and room for guests – we invite the guys to join us at the lake house.
The forest is foresting. On departure we get rained on for 10 minutes and maneuver a loooong wet snakey downhill safely. At the turn back towards the lake we leave the clouds behind and the ride back is divine. The golden sun rays hit the mountains from the right angle!
Before long we get to the hair pin turn we saw in the morning. Breathtaking! Isn’t this the perfect place for a drone shot?
Tish rides ahead. Doesn’t the iPhone take good snaps?
Staying alert is becoming difficult. 290km of cornering is not a joke in terms of concentration!
We reach home just before sunset and goof around taking pictures
I’ve been drooling over the golden Transalp XL 700V over the last two weeks 🤤. I’m shy riding her but so excited that I can actually lift the bike while having one foot flat on the ground. One day 😇
A short sunset cruise around Kibuye town to top off the day.
The friendly soul who contributed an amazing reggae playlist to this beautiful evening: Barikiwe!
I know you’re all curious what happened. Well, there were beers involved, and stories and incredible kienyeji chicken. The muscly huge type that even has meat on the neck.
I can tell you about the morning, though. Because I wake up at 5:45 with the first sunrays, totally famished. I grab some chicken and enjoy the sunrise on the veranda. Then I go back to bed for two hours to catch up on sleep.
When I wake up the second time, the guys have whipped up an amazing breakfast. Next we sort out a few issues on our bikes including Mugabe’s left eye.
There is a general hangover in the air and we shelve the idea of riding each other’s bikes around town.
Before long, it’s goodbye, as the guys have at least 3 hours to arrive back to Kigali.
What a chill and beautiful weekend ride! 291km for us, and a total of 466km for the gents. And two speed tickets 🙈
PS: Curious about the return trip to Nairobi? I went through Western Uganda and it was breathtaking
PPS: There’s nothing like receiving July weather memes from Nairobi sitting under blue sky in the sunshine.